Monday, October 20, 2008

Verities

In the ultimate tribute to Jimmy Stewart, actor Ben Gazzara eulogized," His immortality is endless"!

Queried about his team's prospects, the pro jock prophesied, "We could go up or down"!

A crowded footbridge collaped, injuring dozens of pedestrians; an official explained, "It couldn't support the weight"!

Asked whether he thought authorities would apprehend the fugitive, the guest-expert opined, "If they knew where he was, they'd find him"!

Victorious racecar driver: "I want to thank my mom--without her I wouldn't be here"!

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