Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Verities

At the height of the Monica Lewinsky scandal, NBC's Tim Russert observed Bill Clinton's surprisingly high approval ratings: "The president just keeps humping along"!

The dog trainer noted the advantages of a female puppy: "Females are more maternal"!

In a prison riot, several inmates were hurt and one killed; reportedly, the dead man was "the most-seriously injured"!

Police Chief, describing the suspect: "Anytime they're carrying a gun and they're willing to shoot, they're dangerous"!

Child-care expert reveals research results: "We now know that parents make a real difference in the lives of their children"!

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