Sunday, November 23, 2008

Dopers and Dopes

The pro baseballer claimed he had "no idea" why he tested positive for steroid usage. Here's a thought: perhaps because he used steroids?!

The athlete's mother believed her son's positive doping test was god's way of ensuring that (after vindication) the victory would be fully savored and appreciated. (Occasionally I encounter a statement so blatantly moronic that I am left literally speechless.)

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