Sunday, July 20, 2008

Serious Business (NOT!)

The errant senator confessed his sins and proclaimed that he had prayed for and received god's forgiveness. (So how dare mere mortals be less lenient?)

The Los Angeles archdiocese will pay $660 million in sex-abuse claims--did the archbishop rob a bank? (Yes, he did.)

During a near-death experience at age twelve, he encountered Jesus Christ. How did the pre-teen recognize the apparition? Did Jesus resemble Michelangelo's rendition or Mel Gibson's?

Jesus claimed to be god. Now a former Siberian taxi driver claims to be Jesus. I'd like to polygraph (and psychoanalyze) them both.

Religion is (deadly) serious business; antireligion needs not be.

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