Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Mysterious Ways

Willard Scott praised "the good lord" that more didn't perish in the lethal mudslides. Amen. And thank the good lord for the torrential rains that spawned the quagmire. And thank the good lord for the hellish wildfires that destroyed the natural barriers to the rapacious flow. And thank the good lord for the sixteen souls who were swallowed whole by the omnivorous ooze.

Her father thanked god for "watching over" his daughter when she was mauled by a mountain lion. Indeed; god watched as the lion stalked, leapt, and ripped the young girl's face off.

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