Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Language-cop Citations

Lesbian activist: "We've got to educate people and let them know there's no difference between gay people and straight people." Well, I can think of one difference!

"I don't think the president's conduct rises to the level of an impeachable offense." Don't you mean sinks to the level...?!

J.R.R. Tolkein: "All that is gold does not glitter..." Did J.R.R. really mean (as he wrote) that nothing that is gold glitters or that not all that is gold glitters?!

"Turn right at the red light." Got it--and if the light is green?!

"That's the honest truth" is redundant, Mr. President--and that's a true fact!

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