Verities

The elderly millionairess had been missing for months when the judge declared her "legally absent"!

Storm tracker: "The speed of the hurricane has slowed by 25%...that means it will stick around for 25% longer"!

Political pundit: "What Congess does with the Report depends on what's in it"!

Man from Hope: "I have no one but myself to blame for my self-inflicted wounds"!

Contestant: "My husband is a truck driver."
Regis: "So he's on the road a lot"!